Truly he's a friend of the working man

The New Soviet Man, once a devotee of public financing for his campaign, holds an event today which completely and sincerely proves he's one of us and looking out for normal, everyday folks.

And it's priced fairly for the wallets or pocketbooks of proletariat masses at just $31,000.

That's just 592 eight-hour working days at the Federal minimum wage of $6.55/hour, assuming no taxes and the entire amount could be spent supporting Mr. Obama.

With friends like these, who needs...