All will be well...

...since President Obama will fix all of our current economic woes by shoving the problems to the future and has predicted the future by telling the world when the next terrorist offensive will begin (after all, he has told us when we're withdrawing, and the enemy heard that too), and now thanks to Mrs. Obama, American women are inspired to tone up their flabby arm muscles.

Oh! What would we do without them? There would be no hope in the world, that's for sure.

The cult of personality surrounding these two is disgusting.